Anthony will never forget the time he ate sheep’s testicles but he was probably too drunk to remember the time he ate Guy Fieri’s.” — Mario Batali “Anthony is famous for traveling the world and eating a lot of weird shit.
And you look good for a guy who’s been in Brazil eating turtle clits for two years.” — Artie Lange [To Mario Batali] “You look like Kiefer Sutherland, only you’re double his size.
Close your eyes, take a deep breath, and stop expecting printers to “just work” because that would make sense in a world where a touchscreen supercomputer fits in your shirt pocket.
Like most things in life that you have no control over, you’ll be happier if you accept printers for the janky money pits that they really are.
An Android release was always in the cards, but we never got a specific date to go with it.
Now we have the first glimpse of Super Mario Run on Android.
That's as specific as it gets, so you'll have to brace yourself for more than a month of waiting.